so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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