Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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