Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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