there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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