dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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