Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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