32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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