best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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