Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Randomize
