I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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