i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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