I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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