Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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