Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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