I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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