my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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