Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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