He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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