it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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