Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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