This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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