I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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