even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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