At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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