So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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