if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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