Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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