So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
