let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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