I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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