I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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