Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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