you told grandpa to call you daddy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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