my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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