I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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