nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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