Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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