I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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