dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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