I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Still dying that you shit outside
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)