I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.