I'm eating all of the evidence.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!