yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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