Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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