So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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