Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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