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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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