the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
