The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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