mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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