My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When did angry sex become our thing?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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