There was a lot of him and a little penis
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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