A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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