ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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