I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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