Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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