let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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